30-SECOND PUNCH

Take one two-thirds-done bottle of orange squash, lose half. Take one two-thirds-full elderberry 1980, pour half in. Take one decanter, probably sherry, two tilts remember where it stood. Take one just-opened whisky, Happy Christmas from all of us at Jackson Animal Feeds, one good pour maybe two, close cabinet doors, shake mixture, put in schoolbag, go.

 
 
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